gavinmichael:

teenage gavin free puts up sexy images of women on his walls to prove to his parents that he is sexually attracted to them. but then. what does this mean.

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i’ll tell you what it means. gavin free, confirmed frog fucker

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pizzaforpresident:

you are… a cinema… i could watch you forever…

pizzaforpresident:

you are… a cinema… i could watch you forever…

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neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

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giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

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chaneltbh:

i’m just tired and sad and want to makeout with you

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jack-of-none:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

ugh guysThat was Zhuge Liang and it wasn’t tea, he sat down and played a chill song on his guqin. Zhuge Liang had such a reputation as calculating mastermind that his opponent assumed he had an ambush prepared and fucked off. It’s thought to be a fictional incident but the “empty fort strategy” does appear in the Thirty-Six Strategems, which is attributed to Zhuge Liang (who was a real person), so yeah. Other things Zhuge Liang was notable for include insulting his enemies with burns so sick that they literally died. (He did this more than once)Life Goals: Zhuge Liang

jack-of-none:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

ugh guys

That was Zhuge Liang and it wasn’t tea, he sat down and played a chill song on his guqin. Zhuge Liang had such a reputation as calculating mastermind that his opponent assumed he had an ambush prepared and fucked off.

It’s thought to be a fictional incident but the “empty fort strategy” does appear in the Thirty-Six Strategems, which is attributed to Zhuge Liang (who was a real person), so yeah.

Other things Zhuge Liang was notable for include insulting his enemies with burns so sick that they literally died. (He did this more than once)

Life Goals: Zhuge Liang

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oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

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acedamian:

queerionthewitch:

i like crossovers but i really like the idea of dc and marvel being fictional in eachothers worlds like the teen titans are gonna go see the avengers at the movies tomorrow on their day out and then beast boys gonna do his best hulk impression all day meanwhile a universe over the young avengers are passing around the lastest batman issue and arguing about who could take batman in a fight

i love this too it is my Headcanon

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lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

egberts:

support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older

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